My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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