I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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