Your tits are I can't wait for
i barfeds in our rink
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Randomize
