I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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