walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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