So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
