I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
