People in love make me want to vomit
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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