check it out our google latitudes are spooning
no you cant smoke seaweed
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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