the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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