Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
