Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You're a waste of cheezeits
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
