He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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