I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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