Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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