it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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