i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
why do cheetos always look like penises
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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