I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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