Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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