i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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