You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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