I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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