I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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