Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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