My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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