No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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