awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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