why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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