Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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