singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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