Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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