Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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