I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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