their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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