Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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