i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Your cock deserves a montage
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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