Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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