if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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