Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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