Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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