When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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