at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If that was your dad, he is hot
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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