Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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