Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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