Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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