Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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