i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
