rhymes with "ouble enetration"
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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