She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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