Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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