im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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