She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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