D3 body, D1 cock
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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