i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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