His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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